Roid Rage on the Putting Greens?

What a better way to discuss the first round of The Open Championship then by talking about Golfers on Steroids.

Former Golfer, Gary Player, has claimed that he knows of one golfer who is knowingly taking steroids. He won't say who because he had to do a Pinkie Swear with the golfer who told him.

First baseball players, then professional wrestlers, now GOLFERS!?!?!

Who could it possibly be? Well it can't be him.

Yep it's only a matter of time until Congress investigates the negligence of roids in golf. They'll bring the culprits to justice.

Let's be real, if steroids can help improve a golf swing, millions of middle-aged men would be flocking to Tijuana, or they'd visit this guy.

Cheerio, The Open Goes Back to Familiar Carnoustie

Hey kiddies great news, The British Open starts tomorrow. The Open will take place at Carnoustie, the same place where Jean Van De Velde choked on the 18th hole, forcing a playoff and eventually losing.

Here are some burning questions that have us thinking at ONROMO:

1. Will Daddy Tiger win his third straight Open Title?
2. Will Lefty choke miserably a la Van De Velde?
3. Will Monty ever win at The Open?
4. Will anybody call in sick to watch first round coverage?
5. Will it rain like it ALWAYS does at The Open?
6. I want David Feherty (not a question, I just like hearing his thoughts in Tiger Woods Golf)
7 and 8. How many times will Mike Tirico mention 'The Bronx is Burning' and 'Sunday Night Baseball'? How many times during the final round?

These are the questions that enter my thoughts on a constant basis

Who does Oh No Romo! pick to win? I'm going with a random pick. It's not Jose Maria Olazabel. We're picking Monty to finally win a Major.