Showing posts with label Kiss Songs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kiss Songs. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Tuesday's with Romo: The Tennessee Titans

Happy July 31st, everybody. We are continuing to hold NFL Preview's now that everybody is entrenched into training camp. Today we get to preview the Titans.

The Titans finished the year 8-8 and tied for second place in the AFC South, just missing the playoffs.

One of the bright spots has been QB Vince Young, who will be on the Madden '08 cover. They drafted S Michael Griffin out of Texas, with their first round pick.

By now we all know about Pacman Jones being suspended for the year, so I won't get into that. Oh wait, yes I will, because we have the questions (Yearbook style):
  1. In 2007 Jeff Fisher will: Keep his job and his moustache (or beard)
  2. Pacman Jones' new wrestling name will be: Skippy (couldn't think of anything else)
  3. The RB for the Titans in 2007 will be: Vince Young
  4. The QB for the Titans in 2007 will be: Vince Young
  5. The Madden Cover Curse will cause Vince Young to: Score touchdowns and win games
  6. Most likely to be on 'Dancing with the Stars': Lendale White
  7. The Kiss song that best describes the team: Hotter than Hell
  8. In 2007 the Titans will: Go 9-7, just missing the playoffs.

See you folks tomorrow

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Hump Day: The NFL Preview Show Extravaganza: The Bengals

Yesterday, we did the Indianapolis Colts. Today, we are doing the Bengals. Please note, this is no way related to Deadspin's preview of the Bengals, this was a strange coincidence. Last season they just missed a Wild Card berth, by going 8-8.

This season, they will play New England, Miami, St. Louis and the Jets. They drafted Leon Hall out of Michigan with their first round pick.

Now time for more burning questions (yearbook style):
  1. In 2007, Carson Palmer will: throw 35 touchdown passes.
  2. How many times will a player on the Bengals be arrested: 4.
  3. How many of those times will it be Chris Henry: Once (Failure to pay traffic ticket).
  4. Who will score the most touchdowns this season: the other teams.
  5. In 2007, Chad Johnson will be: Incredibly annoying.
  6. Chad Johnson will: kick a football into the stands and pull down somebody's pants.
  7. TJ Houshmanzadeh will: Still have to suffer from people mispronouncing his name.
  8. The 'Kiss' song that best describes the team: Love Gun
  9. Most likely to star in a remake of 'Top Gun': Carson Palmer
  10. In 2007, the Bengals will: Miss the playoffs, going 9-7.