Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Hump Day: The NFL Preview Show Extravaganza: The Bengals

Yesterday, we did the Indianapolis Colts. Today, we are doing the Bengals. Please note, this is no way related to Deadspin's preview of the Bengals, this was a strange coincidence. Last season they just missed a Wild Card berth, by going 8-8.

This season, they will play New England, Miami, St. Louis and the Jets. They drafted Leon Hall out of Michigan with their first round pick.

Now time for more burning questions (yearbook style):
  1. In 2007, Carson Palmer will: throw 35 touchdown passes.
  2. How many times will a player on the Bengals be arrested: 4.
  3. How many of those times will it be Chris Henry: Once (Failure to pay traffic ticket).
  4. Who will score the most touchdowns this season: the other teams.
  5. In 2007, Chad Johnson will be: Incredibly annoying.
  6. Chad Johnson will: kick a football into the stands and pull down somebody's pants.
  7. TJ Houshmanzadeh will: Still have to suffer from people mispronouncing his name.
  8. The 'Kiss' song that best describes the team: Love Gun
  9. Most likely to star in a remake of 'Top Gun': Carson Palmer
  10. In 2007, the Bengals will: Miss the playoffs, going 9-7.

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