Friday, July 20, 2007

Friday Briefs: Hey everybody, run away, there is a sh*t cloud coming

No doubt about it when we at Oh No Romo heard about this new plan by the Chinese Govt. to destroy all rain clouds by using missiles, we were impressed and just a little concerned.

This missile is expected to be shot at clouds, forcing them to dissipate, therefore making it sunny outside for the Beijing Olympics next year. You think they'll have one for Jim Lampley? I doubt it, but hey I can dream can't I?

It's Friday though and it is time for the rest of the Friday Briefs, where I write briefs in my boxers:

Sergio Garcia led the first round of the British Open after shooting a -6 65. As of right now, Garcia remains at the top of the leaderboard, shooting an Even 71 to stay at -6 for the tournament.

Garcia has a three shot lead over four players, including KJ Choi and Miguel Angel Jimenez. For all you Tiger Fans, Woods is currently Even Par through five holes. While Monty is 1+ through four holes.

In other news, Barry Bonds hit his 752nd and 753rd home run of his career. He hit them twice yesterday in the Giants loss to the Cubs. He now needs only three to pass Hank Aaron on the All-Time Home Run list.

Finally, in what could be the worst news the St. Louis Cardinals could ever hear, their Ace Chris Carpenter will be getting Tommy John surgery, effectively ending his season and part of the next season.

Carpenter was expected to come back this month after injuring his arm in April.

Those are your Friday Briefs. I'm taking the weekend off, and I will be back on Monday. I'll see you then, have a Happy Friday

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