The Monday's: Devin Hester is my hero

Week six has brought us more action than a Steven Seagal flick (HAYOOOO). What other cheesy jokes do I have in my thoughts?

Nevermind that, let's recap Sunday's action:

• Minnesota Vikings defeat Chicago Bears, 31-28- Wow, what a game this was. The run defense was bad for the Bears, but you gotta love the Devin Hester punt return. Better yet, enjoy these Adrian Peterson highlights.
  
• New England Patriots defeat Dallas Cowboys, 48-27- Tom Brady has another big day. The Patriots appear unstoppable.
  
• Carolina Panthers shatter the dreams of Arizona Cardinals, win 25-10- WAY TO GO VINNY!!! Say what you want about Vinny Testaverde, but this could be a good thing for the Panthers.
  
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeat Tennessee Titans, 13-10- No Vince Young....It's the Tiki....I mean Madden Curse *Tiki sounds*. Oh well, let's show the highlights.
  
• Green Bay Packers defeat Washington Redskins, 17-14- Brett Favre broke the interception record, THIS WEEK, not last. I do apologize for the error.
  
• Sunday Night Football Recap: New Orleans Saints defeat Seattle Seahawks, 28-17- BOO-YAH! Congratulations on a win Saints. You now have more wins than the St. Louis Rams and the Miami Dolphins. For that, you too get a highlight.
  
• ROMO ALERT: Tony Romo threw for 199 yards and two touchdowns in the loss to the Patriots.

That's all, See ya

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The Monday's: INSERT TITLE HERE

Week five has mostly left us. With the exception of the Monday Night Football game, taking place later on tonight, it's safe to assume that the week is over.

Time for some thoughts on Week 5:

• Chicago Bears defeated the Green Bay Packers, 27-20- Wow, I'm a Bears fan and I never saw it coming. Brian Griese, who looks like Mr. Roper from 'Enter the Dragon', had two touchdown passes.
  
  The Bears needed this win and they certainly went into Lambeau Field and got the job done. Cornerback Charles Tillman forced two fumbles, which helped the Bears get back into the game.
  
  Also, Brett Favre tied (not passed like previously mentioned) George Blanda for most interceptions All-Time. A big congratulations to him.
  
• Washington Redskins blow out the Detroit Lions, 34-3- What a great game for Jason Campbell, 23 of 29, 248 yards and two touchdowns. Plus check out this video from yesterday's game.
  
  As for Detroit, their offense shut down faster than a power outage at a Dave Matthews Band concert. They had 11 first downs and 144 total net yards. Quarterback Jon Kitna threw two picks. Like I said on Friday, I'm still not sold on the Lions.
  
• Houston Texans defeat the Miami Dolphins on a last second field goal by Kris Brown, 22-19- Great game for Ronnie Brown, 114 yards on 23 carries and one touchdown.
  
  The Texans scored only one touchdown. Brown had five field goals and that includes the 57-yarder that he kicked with one second left.
  
  The bigger story is the fact that the Dolphins are 0-5 and their quarterback Trent Green got knocked out of the game. The good news is that he's ok.
  
• Pittsburgh Steelers shut out the Seattle Seahawks, 21-0- Great work for the Steelers, I did call this game.
  
• New York Giants defeated New York Jets, 35-24- Did the Giants win, or did the Jets lose?
  
• San Diego destroyed the Denver Broncos, 41-3- Ooooh, that looks like it hurt.


• Monday Night Football Pick: Dallas Cowboys over Buffalo Bills
  

See ya

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The Monday's: Seriously, San Diego, Bad???

Week four of the NFL season saw a lot of action and storylines.

Sorry for being late, but let's get started.

• Kansas City Chiefs destroyed the San Diego Chargers in the fourth quarter- Hahahahahahahahaha. Sorry Charger fans, but your team sucks!
  
• Buffalo Bills defeat New York Jets, 17-14- A win for the Bills means a loss for the Jets.
  
• Indianapolis Colts defeat Denver Broncos, 38-20- Great game for Colts tight end Dallas Clark.
  
• Chicago Bears lose again, to the Lions- I don't want to talk about the game. I didn't even get a chance to see it. So instead I'll say GO CUBS!!!
  
• Oakland Raiders beat the Miami Dolphins- Hey great to see the Raiders in the mix.
  
• Arizona Cardinals shocked the Pittsburgh Steelers, 21-14- Okay, it might not be shocking, so to say, but hey Ken Whisenhunt got to stick it to his old team.
  
• ROMO ALERT: Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo leads the Cowboys to another victory, 35-7, over the St. Louis Rams. Romo scored four touchdowns total (three passing, one rushing). He also threw for 339 yards and is third in the NFL in passing yards.

See you guys Tuesday, and go Rockies!

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The Monday's: Never Trust a Quarterback That Can't Grow a Beard

Well after last night's tirade, it's time for us to move on and talk about the rest of the NFL.

It's the right thing to do.

• Green Bay Packers defeat the San Diego Chargers, 31-24- Brett Favre is unstoppable. Is he even human anymore? I hate to say this, but *GULP* the Packers might win the NFC North.
  
• Indianapolis Colts defeated Houston Texans, 30-24- Imagine if the Texans had Andre Johnson to work with, oh how things would be better.
  
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers blew out the St. Louis Rams, 24-3- Jeff Garcia is certainly bringing the heat to the Bucs. Everything looks peachy in Tampa.
  
• Carolina Panthers defeated the Atlanta Falcons, 27-20- Another great start for the Panthers, maybe they make the playoffs.
  
• Both the New York Giants and the Philadelphia Eagles both won on Sunday. I am looking forward to next Sunday night, it should be a great game.
  
• Monday Night Pick: Tennessee Titans over New Orleans Saints.

See ya

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The Monday's: Matt Schaub Rules

Oh the excitement of week two in the NFL. The Plethora of storylines should keep you guys satisfied.


Here are the storylines from Week 2.

• Houston Texans defeated the Carolina Panthers, 34-21- How about Matt Schaub, two touchdown passes and 228 yards passing. How about Andre Johnson, seven catches, 120 yards and two touchdowns. This team might surprise a lot of people come playoff time. Their next test will come against Indy at home, do I smell an upset?
  


• Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated the New Orleans Saints, 31-14- The Saints knocked me out of a Survival Pool. Thanks guys.
  


• Arizona Cardinals defeated the Seattle Seahawks, 23-20- This is a joke, right?
  


• Green Bay Packers destroyed the New York Giants, 35-14- I'm not a Brett Favre fan or a Packers fan, but Favre is certainly a winner.
  


• ROMO ALERT: Tony Romo threw for 186 yards and two touchdowns in a 37-20 victory over the Miami Dolphins.
  


• Monday Night Pick: Washington Redskins over Philadelphia Eagles.

The Monday's: Tom Brady's Been Playing Madden Again

What an exciting NFL Sunday it was. It wasn't all that exciting for my picks though, I went 3-2. Sure some people might accept that , but I refuse to lose. On with my points from yesterday's games.

• New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is certainly having fun with his new offensive weapons. His new three new wide receivers combined for 263 yards. Randy Moss led the team with 183 yards and one touchdown.
  
  New York Jet fans were cheering Kellen Clemons as he came into the game, replacing injured Chad Pennington. What is up with that?
  
  How about that Ellis Hobbs, 108-yard kickoff return for a touchdown, longest in NFL History. Big props to Hobbs!
  
• The Chicago Bears lost to the San Diego Chargers 14-3. I am disappointed. They held LaDainian Tomlinson to 25 yards on the ground. The Bears offense needs to improve, or heads will roll.
  
• A big congratulations goes out to Houston Texans defensive end, Mario Williams, scoring his first touchdown on a fumble recovery. Way to go man. By the way, the Texans defeated the Kansas City Chiefs, 20-3.
  
• Condolensces go out to Buffalo Bills tight end Kevin Everett, who is recovering from surgery this morning after a helmut-to-helmut collison left him unconscious. Hopefully, it is nothing serious, but definitely keep him in your thoughts and prayers.
  
• ROMO ALERT: Tony Romo shined on Sunday Night (is Football Night), throwing for 345 yards and four touchdowns. The Cowboys won the game 45-35. It was definitely a great way to end a great Sunday.
  
• Monday Night Picks: I'm picking the Baltimore Ravens over the Cincinnati Bengals and the San Francisco 49ers over the Arizona Cardinals.

I'll have a Monday Night recap tomorrow. Until then....

SEE YA

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The Monday's Part II: The Buffalo Bills

It's part two of The Monday's edition, here at Oh No Romo! I realized that I did a Chargers preview earlier this month. Therefore, we move on to the final division of our NFL Preview Show Extravaganza, the AFC East.

The Bills finished the 2006 season 7-9, third place in the ever competitive AFC East. To replace former RB Willis McGahee, the Bills drafted California RB Marshawn Lynch, in the first round of the 2007 NFL Draft. In this year's draft, they also picked up Penn State LB Paul Pozluzny and Stanford QB Trent Edwards.

The Bills open up at home against the Denver Broncos. They have home games against the Cowboys, the Giants and the Ravens (A must watch game for sure). On the road, the Bills will face the Redskins, the Jaguars and the Steelers.

Time for the hottest hit of the summer, the burnin yearbook style questions:

1. Things to do in Buffalo: Eat at restaurants, go to the Albright-Knox Gallery, party at bars/clubs until 4 A.M. (And to think, McGahee stayed home)
2. JP Losman is: Due for a breakout year
3. Leading rusher this season: Anthony Thomas
4. Most likely to be booed the harshest at Ralph Wilson Stadium: Willis McGahee (Note: Refer to home game schedule, above)
5. Leading receiver: Lee Evans
6. Bills defense: Will miss Nate Clements (So will the Special Teams)
7. 'Kiss' song that best describes the team: 'Mr. Make You Believe'
8. In 2007, the Bills will: Go 8-8, finishing in third place in the AFC East

See you guys tomorrow

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The Monday's Part 1: The Oakland Raiders

Happy Monday, everybody. We're almost done with the preview's of 32 NFL teams. Today we'll profile the final team in the AFC West. This morning, we have the Oakland Raiders.

The Raiders finished the 2006 season in dead last in the NFL, winning only two games. With their first pick, they drafted LSU QB JaMarcus Russell, in the 2007 NFL Draft. Russell remains unsigned and did not report to Raiders camp.

The Raiders open up the regular season at home, as they face the bottom-dwellers of the NFC North, the Detroit Lions. At home, they'll also face the Cleveland Browns, the Chicago Bears and the Indianapolis Colts.

On the road, the Raiders will face the Tennessee Titans, the Green Bay Packers and the Minnesota Vikings.

Time for those burnin yearbook style questions:

1. Most likely to start at QB for Raiders this year: Josh McCown
2. Will JaMarcus Russell sign this season: Probably
3. Will he ever sign: Yes
4. Leading rusher for Raiders this year: Justin Fargas (Huggy Bear's son due for a great year)
5. Raiders defense: Will have a field day with Rivers, Cutler and Huard
6. Defense will struggle against: Tomlinson, Johnson and whoever the hell is running the football for the Broncos
7. 'Kiss' song that best describes the team: 'Goin Blind'
8. In 2007, the Raiders will go: 6-10

I'll be back later with a team from the AFC East.

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The Monday's: Seattle Seahawks

Happy Monday everybody. Let's keep the NFL Preview's going with the final division in the NFC, the Wild Wild West. Today, we go to the Northwest and profile the Seattle Seahawks.

The Seahawks won the NFC West division, last season, going 9-7. The year before then, they made it all the way to the Super Bowl, only to lose to the Steelers. The Seahawks bowed out to the Bears in the divisional round.

The Seahawks had no first round pick in the 2007 draft, so their first pick came in the second round when they drafted CB Josh Wilson out of Maryland.

The Seahawks open at home against Tampa Bay. They will play the Panthers, the Steelers and the Eagles on the road. At home, they will face such notable teams as the Saints, the Bengals and the Ravens.

Time for those Burnin questions (Yearbook Style):

1. Matt Hasselbeck will: Be the only balding QB to throw for 3,000 yards in 2007
2. Hasselbeck's sister-in-law (Elizabeth from 'The View') mentionings this season: Four or five
3. Shaun Alexander will: Run through gaps bigger than the one in his teeth
4. Alexander will also: Lead the league in rushing (If he stays healthy)
5. Mike Holmgrem's NFL Moustache Power Ranking: 2nd
6. The Seahawks defense will: Be ok
7. Darrell Jackson will: Miss out on 1,000 yard receiving season, again
8. Kiss song that best describes the team: They don't get one, they have grunge music and that's enough
9. In 2007, the Seahawks will: Go 9-7, missing the playoffs

See ya Tuesday

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'The Monday's': The Sergio Garcia Edition

Another British Open has come and gone. This time Padraig Harrington came out on top. But no win for SEERGEEOO. He needs to win something. He's turning into a choke artist and it's sad.

Anywho, we got a big week coming up, our nightmare will soon be over. Football is returning this weekend. Training camp is almost here, I can taste it. This can only mean one thing, another football preview.

Don't worry, my football preview's are a little different then everybody else's. How so, you'll see. Tomorrow, we are going to start off with the defending Super Bowl Champions, the Indianapolis Colts.

See ya then.